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absurd concept today:

Recently, with this winter, I see that many women bring their dogs dressed. Typically small dogs, chihuahua or poodle type, with ridiculous outfits.

And it makes me wonder, what if this habit of dressing dogs proliferated to the point that it was normal to see dogs dressed or yes? Watch a naked dog would be considered a scandal, and end up creating a moral and a "social etiquette" of canine clothing, which is similar to the dress of people?

'd start to hear phrases like

"The neighbor's dog dressed as a whore."

"This is a decent local. Your dog can not go dressed like"

"The dog is not looking like that you take to the streets! I see a dog dressed like that and change my sidewalk!"

"Normal does not have your dog successful with dogs. Dress like a Noob. "

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I present my new bag. For I tell you it's my first knitting project, and I love to have done it and have done so quickly. Never too late to learn to do something new.

is mixed, it is indeed almost entirely, two hands (except the balls that will hook). The back is plain knit or jersey, with a clip to give you some slack. And the interior is lined with fabric, as seen in the detail.

There is no pattern, because the idea came from a chart I saw on this point, and I had to redo several times since was flawed, and dp. to give many turns did it. I was doing and taking decisions on the fly (as usual) until I finished, only the width is defined at the outset. But if someone is interested I can give you directions. What do you think?, Do you like as you are the handles and the fabric?, I whistles.

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absurd concept today:

As you know, what we call the Internet is a lot of" servers "networked to share information and get it to our computers .

Sometimes we forget that all this data on-line are not floating in a cyberspace virtual and intangible. All this information is stored in huge hard drives that are physically, or stash in real buildings.

Now imagine a future close to those like me so much: The amount of information stored on servers that need is becoming increasing. And start to dry up at an alarming raw materials required to build the servers (plastic, silicon, I do not know) or become scarce square meters of space to pile up these gigantic hard drives. But

internet needs to grow! Too much information begging to be shared online!

What to do?

The human brain is the most complex computer known to date. Neurons function similarly to artificial computers, communicating via sodium and potassium ions. Positive charges and negative charges. Binary code. Zeros and ones.

brain is also a Man is a hard drive with huge capacity. Some estimate that could house more than a million gigabytes.

"Servers" human. That is the question.

begin to use people in a coma as hard disks.

say they only use 10% of our brain, right? Why not take the other 90%? Especially in comatose individuals. Did you go to complain? Imagine that you

conectáis this blog, or any other web page, or most of facebook ... and all the information that comes to your screen from a human being. A hard disk of flesh and bone is actually half dead. Did not I produced a thrill?

What happen to all that information if the individual dies in a coma? What happen to all that data if the coma is awake?

But there's more:

what if those brain regions that we are invading to "hang" videos, images, programming codes ... regions are needed to cook dreams, Freudian symbols? Will it change the personality or the perception of that individual's world as he use to store violent video games, porn, pictures of travel, accounting data?

What if it turns out that all that 90% of brain not used as a server we are using is home to the collective unconscious of Jung? What if, somehow, that it was a server before we "formateáramos? What if there were "uploaded" to a network even more crucial that the internet some of the archetypes that all humans need to "put together" to perceive the world and its laws uniformly sacred? What if when you remove and put other information are altering these archetypes of the collective unconscious and, therefore, introducing drastic changes in the way of perceiving the world of all mankind? What if, in consequence - and in more pragmatic terms - we are altering the Universe as such?

other hand, there are those who say that people in coma are on the threshold of death, with one foot in our world and the other lodged in the afterlife. Psychopomps. When we connect to those servers human beings we connect some of which are ghosts. What if, through the spooky internet reach our terminal displays information that we have not entered the human beings? What if, suddenly, you can access encrypted information that is not from our world of the living, but the kingdom of the dead?

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Tomorrow I will have to leave home by the morning, so here you have the absurd notion today, before dawn. Try

Transcendental Meditation: What you are Buddhists, Taoists, and anything else that ends in "ist", including dentists, florists y. .. the writers.

People who practice transcendental meditation aims to achieve the state of Buddha. Achieve absolute harmony with the Cosmos. Become "enlightened." In rock whose "I" which is diluted ice cube on the whole. People who suddenly becomes the best example of unconditional love, detachment lighter, more overwhelming impersonality. That's what

reach the fucking Nirvana. Become a channel, a hollow highway, a transistor that transmits the babble of God without question.

The concept that I propose today came to my mind a few years ago and has since become a recurring visitor:

A Tibetan monks competition to see which one reached earlier this nirvana, this state of grace .

Imaginároslos all sitting in a circle, in the lotus position, his fingers entwined in a mudra impossible, with their orange robes to the hilt.

And a monk who gives the kick-off with a "OOOOOMMMMMM." And the opponents

eyes closed, and efforts become enlightened before the others, they very competitive, tensing the muscles of the neck, sweating in the head, forcing the machinery and training Stallone in Rocky IV, his head a thousand times per second, "Come on, pussy, Lighten the fuck up, you're the best, you're the fucking master, destroys those fags! The fucking nirvana is yours! " "I will reach nirvana before you, you fucking bastard!" "I'm the best! I'm the fucking best! I'm going to become a Buddha of the host and I'm going to piss in your fucking face!" Pure

inconsistency. Reach the absolute humility, the absence of EGO purest through of the most insane pride.

poetry that what drives you to achieve holiness is the impure desire to win, to win glory and gloat in the fucking face of the other monks who compete with you in that race to putísima purity.
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And that, by definition, the gloating is impossible. Because if we truly reach enlightenment through this gymcana transcendental meditation, you become a pure being, a spokesman for God outside the concepts of "winning" and "lose."

Your struggle is futile, the son of a bitch. Because if you can not win this race, you can not scrub it in anyone's face. And if you succeed, do not gloat apetecerá. The competition will have been meaningless. Because you're a fucking budha unable to rejoice in any success.

It's like that famous dilemma of Claudia Schiffer telling: "You can sleep with me, but then you can not tell anyone."

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Dance absurd concepts today:

It runs in the future, perhaps not far away.

Man has multiplied excessively, and Mother Nature creates a devastating virus to defend against this cancer.

The virus is among us, in every field, in every city, in the air we breathe, the water we drink. But for now we do not do anything. Just wait, dormant, lurking.

For Nature has designed the virus to attack people only when their number on the planet exceeds the figure of eight billion people. That is the truce that Mother Nature gives us before deleting all of the planet.

then science has progressed a lot. Human microscopes to detect the virus, the most accurate predictions warn that is about to happen to us.

And it turns out that there are very few births to exceed eight thousand million people. Birth control is not an option. Our civilization has responsible for generating a Third World overwhelming, ungovernable.

So what? "Kill millions of people for the sake of humanity? "Throwing bombs on Asia, or Africa? Could the human race to live with that collective guilt?

Someone comes up with another solution:

As I said, science has advanced a lot. now time travel is possible .

But they have their limitations.

For starters, you can only travel into the future. A second advance with a sense of pace. It is impossible to travel into the past. At that point, the formulas of physicists have shown.

And another thing: For some strange reason, people of blood group "0" and "A" can travel in time without problems, but people in the group "B" and "AB" always die in the attempt. There is something in the "B" that can not stand the trip. People from these groups as "recent" comes to the future with all the gore and, therefore, dead.

why the proposed solution is going to cause many tears

That half of the population fit to travel in time to leave to the near future, just after humanity has been wiped completely from the virus. Thus, come to a planet Earth that people no longer live. They are the only ones. A mini-human population halved. The virus would have no reason to bother.

The others, the group "B" and "AB" will stay in the present, also safe from the virus.

deconstruct the population mean. Fragment in two different time points. Divide in a cruel way that serves no nationalities or cultures, or emotional ties, but a whim biological, genetic.

At first he dismisses the idea. The authorities were trying to find a solution a little less drastic. But that moment is about that (the Science and what makes their calculations advertising) will be born the next day

8,000,000,001 th person has no time to think too much. Humanity starts like a herd of antelopes astray. Blood groups that tolerate the trip are sent to a future that looks a day away, just as it is assumed that humans are no longer living in the world.

Since then, these two halves of humanity will live in different times. An invisible zipper opens there in two, separating parents from children, boyfriends girlfriends, friends of friends.

Many people may not see again the most important people in your life because of a characteristic microscopic in the blood.

people groups "0" and "A" will attempt to trace its wake. Traces. Perhaps the most gullible write messages to their peers of the past. Maybe stop in certain places, hoping that time goes and people in the past to find them.

people group "B" and "AB" will also look to the future with news hungry, looking for these tracks, these remains of loved ones.

But the anger of not finding a signal is matched only by the anger of others, which will see all your messages, all his tracks, still visible to them, also moving forward in the conveyor belt of time, without stopping to wait for stragglers.

Living one day away, but one day insurmountable, impassable. One day in two fragments of reality. Because it is the day that it was avoided. The day of the paradoxical crossroads. The sump through which rush to nothing about the looks of the future and looks the other backward.

Although some say that if you close your eyes and concentrate, if they allowed their heartbeats echo in the right direction ... can cross their minds about the paradox of the day it happened and not happened at once. When that happens, some hear an echo of the invisible others, and the others listen imperceptible echo of the one. *****************************************



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The concept Today's absurd:

Divas of Opera. Women prodigious able to achieve with his voice records never before imagined. Forget mediocre opera who are accustomed to hearing. What these singers is pretty triple and three times as powerful.

But all conditioned by a physiological quirk:

These women can only sing with the supernatural beauty when they reach orgasm.

There is no other way.

Imagine the opera boxes, full of distinguished visitors, with their fans and their eyepieces, attending the show, muttering "braaavoooo, braaavooo" with great affection, while someone fucks the singer on stage.

The execution of the piece and it would only merit of the singer. Also depend on the sexual talents of the "divas fuck" (we could call it that) A coordinated effort. A paragon of insight, in the most literal sense.

work of music critics would be more complex. Have not only to assess the singer's vocal gifts. Also who whose lovemaking skills to judge the "divas fucker."

And it is not enough to orgasm! You should go driving her to sexual climax with the proper timing and proper speed. Gradually increase the level of excitement to the needs of the script. No use to put the diva moan spectacular musical notes before or later than expected! The opera tells the stories! It requires a sequence narrative! It is, likewise, a team! You have to respect certain harmony with musical instruments, with the rest of the characters ...

The works of Verdi and Puccini would start being classified according to their sexual demands. Intercourse or cunnilingus as required, for example.

If there is any feminist reading this, do not be offended, please! First of all, equality! There will also be male tenors with the same physiological characteristics. Just need a good blowjob.

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This video is a demo of one of many war games. These games have proliferated in recent years. Played in net. Each one enters the virtual battlefield from your computer and is dedicated to killing other players from the opposing side.

addition to walking and running, you can use any vehicle you find: Motorcycles, cars, tanks ... Also planes and helicopters.


absurd concept today is something I've always wanted to try making one of those games.

A performance. Imagine

many players - dozens of them - agree. Come all at once in this virtual world, they all run to a clearing and placed in a certain way. Each site agreed. No more right or more left.

Players at that time are flying with planes and helicopters from the top discover why all those soldiers have been arrested and placed in that particular way: When you do four words are forming bigger who can only be seen from heaven:

"NO TO WAR."

Then, all those soldiers could strafed each other. For a split second, the lyrics of "No to war" would consist of bloody corpses.

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The three cheeses are cheddar cured chedder and parmesan. Some children

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dejeron me that they miss Goldfish (a dominant brand in the U.S.) cheese crackers. In fact, we are American or not, are or are not children, everyone loves cracker, especially as it contains cheese.

I can not make comerical crackers, of course I can not get or want to use some artificial ingredients (coloring or flavoring.) But my crackers are just as delicious as they are, or improve mine being all natural. Choose any cheese to your liking, but it should be creamy, semi-cured or cured are ideal. I used chedder and parmesan because they are the classic flavors crackers.

cracker recipe three cheese

(For two bin )

• 200 g flour 5 g
• fresh yeast 1 / 2 teaspoon salt
• 1 / 2 teaspoon garlic salt, and basil pereji
• 1 egg 1
• tablespoon butter 3 tablespoons vegetable oil
• 4 (no more)
• teaspoons water 60 g of grated cheese to taste (mine are 15 g of chedder, 20 g of extra sharp chedder and parmesan 25 g)
We

1. in a bowl the flour, butter and yeast. With the help of your fingers, chop the butter and yeast. Add the salt, garlic salt, egg, oil and grated cheese. Add water gradually until meclazmos all well, and form a bun. We can add a little more acelite if the mass is very hard. Leave to stand in a bowl, covered, in snowed for one hour or more.
2. put me a paper plant on a tray (tray need two). Sprinkle some salt on the paper (make sure to salt the pasta adherenciase)
3. divide the ball to two servings. Paint a little oil on the surface. With the roll, extend each very fine. (Do not forget to leave them respir 2 or 3 times a relaxation of its gluten, so we can spread more easily tano). With a knife or cookie cutter, cut and placed on small pasta trays. Using a needle or toothpick, piches each pulp.
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   a 170C oven, cook one pan at a time for 6 to 8 minutes. Repeat to cook the other.

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absurd concept today is pretty stupid, and is about homosexual relationships.

I do not mean that homosexual relationships that I look stupid! God forbid! Do not be angry, gay world, which I respect and all that.

But ... will agree with me that gay relationships pose a significant risk.

I do not mean the bullshit that of AIDS, but something really disturbing:

If you do it with people of the same sex, may be the case ... Your partner is called just like you!

I Is not it strange? Imagine that you call, for example, Pedro. And suddenly you feel attracted to a guy who is called Peter. Would not sordid? I meant to be hard at work: "Oh, yes Peter, I like what I do, oh, Peter, let it rip!"

must come a time when you do not know if you're telling your partner or yourself! And if you do not have it clear, imagine the other Peter! You listen and do not know if you're praising him or if you're using your words to reafirmarte as a person.

and SMS! Imagine Peter receiving text messages of love from Peter. I would end up going crazy! "I do not remember sending me a message!" Then interpret the events in a logical way, but before that there would be a tenth of a second of real metaphysical horror.

And that, friends, gay, is a risk that exists in the world of heterosexual relationships, unless you're the actress Jose Toledo .

Jose Toledo If you read this blog (which I consider quite likely) invited her to share her sexual experiences with guys who are called "Jose."

And this brings me to one last question: How would you feel the actress Jose Toledo ... if you fuck with a Seat Toledo?

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absurd concept today:

One day, astronomers reported the formation of a new black hole. Relatively close to our planet.

warn next day that is forming a second black hole in the opposite direction, but at the same distance from us.

And the next day is another hole, and another and another and another. Six

black holes in total. The six in the same plane.

Scientists estimate the distances that unite or separate these six developments. Amazed to discover that the ratio of these distances and their distribution resemble something we know well on Earth:

holes of a pool table.

Just when we begin to assimilate this information, something happens: A meteorite hits the Earth. We hit in the right place, with sufficient force and angle necessary to leave Earth orbit and rush to one of six black holes.

discovered too late that someone has decided that we are part of the game. We are the blue ball.

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This beautiful mermaid I had asked my daughter for some time, and she told me how I wanted, including "bright green tail" I did a drawing and asked, "So?, and then worked on, with no edits or anything, on the fly, and it was so. What do you think?

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absurd concept today:

turtles are extremely long-lived animals. I think the oldest known so far died at 250 years. That means he was born in the eighteenth century!

remember that even in the eighteenth century, Captain Cook gave a giant turtle to a monarch. The turtle in question accompanied the family real for nearly two centuries.

Now is when I ask you to imagine: A queen of the dynasty. It is a sadistic repressed. When nobody's looking, likes to torture the turtle. The pricked with pins. Burning with lit candles. The turtle is too slow to flee. Retreat into his shell serves no big deal.

Nobody suspects the behavior of the queen, who at ninety died peacefully in his bed, of natural causes. He goes on to posterity as a good lady.

elapse decades, or even over a century ...

... and the queen is reincarnated in a humble little girl.

One day, the little girl visits the gardens royal palace. When the turtle is the child recognizes her as the sadistic son of a bitch that you fucked old life. Turtles have an instinct for that.

Now his former lady love is not robust, no ... Now is a creature much smaller than the turtle itself. Giant tortoises live up to their name. They can weigh 200 kilos!

The testudo is directed toward the girl, smiling innocently. The poor kids did not understand what is happening until it's too late. The animal lengthens the neck and bites his ankle. The girl screams. The turtle pulled hard on the children's leg, making the girl fall to the ground. Before that little has time to get up, your pet past lives begin to trample, breaking bones with his two hundred kilos.

and bite his face. Several times.

When the palace gardeners manage to remove the turtle, she has received a good beating. It takes months to recover, his face disfigured forever. But that's not the worst.

worst thing is that while being assaulted, she reads a lot of truth in the eyes of the turtle. There is a connection in that look. Somehow, she knows she deserves what is happening. Do not know what he did to deserve it, but knows that it has earned.

And that child will grow with deserve the worst feeling in life, but without knowing what the hell has done to deserve it.

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absurd concept today:

The underground network of any city. Each time you add more lines and more corners. Finally the subway becomes so complex that ... Alive! Yes It becomes a sort of living. Amorphous and huge. How

breathe that be? Through the subway stations, of course!

We, the passengers are their oxygen. We gloved. We travel aboard his veins and finally the cars are driven back to the outside.

And as we swallow oxygen and expel carbon dioxide, travelers that would come out of those mouths meters underground a bit different than they were. Have lost something in the trip. Illusion. Enter the metro full of energy and enthusiasm, but the catacombs of platforms and escalators comply with its work, squeezing all of this vital substance. When the throats of the meter spits it back to the surface, people would be sad, to the brink of depression.

The metro would steal our dreams to metabolize their own energy. Would use to move their cars and to develop all other processes, suddenly, he have become something of a living being.

Travelers expired, again exposed to sunlight, recover a little bit of illusion ... and again feed it to the subway, on the next trip.

The metro breathe faster or slower depending on their level of arousal. The days when the meter is angry or in love, thousands of people, without knowing why, feel the overwhelming need to go underground. That day all the subway stations are frantic and constant flow of people coming and going.

When the subway is relaxed, your breathing is also quieter, and just move in and out a few travelers.

But when the subway gets a cold ... Then came the sneezing. Floods of people who rushes out of the subway stations, and in some Sanfermines, climbing the stairs in a hurry, tripping each other. A stampede women trample men and women who push children. Without knowing why.

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Lusikkaleivat (Scandinavian crackers) grabs my attention to the two spectra - attractive form of almonds, and the requirement to burn the butter. Butter toast is given deeper flavor to cookies. What matching a more similar recipe! Apicius La Cocina Paso a Paso became the toast butter cookies , I find good quality, and post explains how you cook the butter step-by-step very clearly. I would recommend you to read your post. My recipe originally

requires 220 grams of butter and a teaspoon of baking, but I do not eat either one of them too. So I have dropped to half, while I added some ingredients to flavor the cookies to my liking. Now I'm rushing to get my school (Apprende English), then come back here and translate the recipe. See you later!

Nuts Cookie Recipe of Mediterrean

( yield about 40 almond-shaped cookies, Before Being filled )

The original recipe is called Finnish Teaspoon Cookies (Lusikkaleivat) , written by Beatrice Ojakangas, published in her book " The Great Scandinavian Baking Book " 1988. Her recipe calls for 210g butter (no olive oil), more sugar and baking soda but minus the egg white and lemon zest.

• 110 g butter (top quality is a must)
• 3 Tbsps (maybe more) olive oil, not extra virgin
• 70 g sugar
• seeds from one vanilla bean
• zest from 1 small lemon
• 1 small egg
• 300 g plain flour
• 1/2 tsp baking soda
• a good pinch of salt
• for the filling: you can use quality marmalade, or nutella, I use meringue + ground almond

Direction

1. In a medium-small heavy skillet, cook the butter over medium/ medium-low heat for 2 minutes or until the melted butter turns pale tan color. Let cool to lukewarm.
2. In a mixing bowl, combine the melted butter, the olive oil, the sugar, the vanilla, lemon zest and the egg.
3. In another big mixing bowl, combine the flour, the salt and the baking soda, and together with the butter mixture. Knead a few time (and add little more olive oil if the dough is too crumbly). The dough is formed smoothly but shouldn't be too oily.
4. Line a large baking tray with baking paper. Pinch out some dough and press it into a teaspoon (see the photo above), then remove it and place it onto the tray, flat side down. There seems quite a bit of work but you'll work much faster after you get the hang of it.
5. Bake the cookies in a pre-heat oven 165 - 170C for 8 - 10 minutes, take them out before they turn golden brown.
6. After the cookies cool off, take one cookie and spread the filling of your liking on the flat side, cover it with Another cookie, so an almond-shape is formed. But if you want to store the cookies, skip the filling, and only fill Them Before It's To Be served.

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Another absurd concept before going to bed:

When we open a book and see their letters printed seem flat. But it is a matter of scale. If these letters were to examine through a microscope, we would perceive them enough attention. Landforms are deposited onto the paper. Now imagine

a book (a novel, a compilation of stories, a poetry book). The ink forming sentences in the white sheet.

What if someone invented a printer to record all those words on paper but ... carefully sculpt every inch of ink?

We would look under a microscope every word and we would find that the reliefs of the ink are molded to represent things as they relate to the words that said ink part.

So if we saw under the microscope a sentence that talks about London, we would see how the ink has been sculpted playing London buildings, and the Big Ben and Westminster Palace.

If the words refer to missing climbers in the Himalayas, the reliefs of the ink, viewed under a microscope, show a small-scale reproduction of the imposing mountain range.

A tale set in the Cretaceous would be printed with ink that would shape, with its subtle reliefs, a tyrannosaurus-sized microbe.

Perhaps the word "vomit" would be carved with figures of people vomiting.

And in some strange way, although the human eye could not perceive at first glance, an unconscious part of us appreciate the infinitesimal perturbation in the reliefs of the ink and would capture the sense meaning. Savor In other words. The phrases we read antojarían more authentic, and not know why. We would not know that the texture of the ink is sending us a message, a set of visual stimuli that bypass our conscious awareness, but favor a very primal marriage between architecture of these blobs of ink and concepts that seek to enhance the way abstract.

And if you write / carve an entire book set in the streets of Madrid, and our printer ink sculpts magic of this book all the neighborhoods of Madrid ... and in turn sculpts thousand graffiti on the walls of Madrid thousand miniature ... and graffiti is that these have in turn one second story, a story within a story ...

... then ...

what then?

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Second absurd concept today. It is so quick to tell you, if I were not writing this sentence, you probably would have ended to tell. Scientists

sent into space some kind of recognizable landmarks to report on our civilization. A Mozart symphony, for example. The intention of the scientists is that this music, over billions of years, come to the ends of the universe.

A few months later, another group of scientists of our planet receives the signal that symphony ... leaving the interior of an atom.

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Hello again everyone:

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I want to show what I've been doing these days. As always, of necessity, since I've been creating my own calendar 2011, because so far none have fallen into my hands, like other years, and had things to write and plan. So I decided I quickly began to draw before the end of the month, and am very satisfied with the result, apart from having a good time when I prepared, each new drawing I woke up smiling.

today I was lucky and the rain gave us a truce, so I could take the pictures with "something" light.

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With this calendar year I want to be great for us all. Bicos.