Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Brazilian Wax Memphis




The concept Today's absurd:

Divas of Opera. Women prodigious able to achieve with his voice records never before imagined. Forget mediocre opera who are accustomed to hearing. What these singers is pretty triple and three times as powerful.

But all conditioned by a physiological quirk:

These women can only sing with the supernatural beauty when they reach orgasm.

There is no other way.

Imagine the opera boxes, full of distinguished visitors, with their fans and their eyepieces, attending the show, muttering "braaavoooo, braaavooo" with great affection, while someone fucks the singer on stage.

The execution of the piece and it would only merit of the singer. Also depend on the sexual talents of the "divas fuck" (we could call it that) A coordinated effort. A paragon of insight, in the most literal sense.

work of music critics would be more complex. Have not only to assess the singer's vocal gifts. Also who whose lovemaking skills to judge the "divas fucker."

And it is not enough to orgasm! You should go driving her to sexual climax with the proper timing and proper speed. Gradually increase the level of excitement to the needs of the script. No use to put the diva moan spectacular musical notes before or later than expected! The opera tells the stories! It requires a sequence narrative! It is, likewise, a team! You have to respect certain harmony with musical instruments, with the rest of the characters ...

The works of Verdi and Puccini would start being classified according to their sexual demands. Intercourse or cunnilingus as required, for example.

If there is any feminist reading this, do not be offended, please! First of all, equality! There will also be male tenors with the same physiological characteristics. Just need a good blowjob.

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